In Walmarth you find a wide variety of those very items that make the modern home so different, so appealing, including DKult and Trashpo. For those who prefer a do-it-yourself approach it has also locally sourced raw trash. Do not miss this month's offer! Buy one bag and get two free! The offer includes one complimentary coupon for a road-kill, available as soon as it is run over by one of our delivery trucks.
The opening day was a great success here in the Queendom, with many Peeps buying double quantity of articles they did not need and getting one of them free as well.
Furthermore, it is with the greatest of pleasures that I can announce that a new branch of our excellent supermarket has opened in Cascadia.
CEO Walmarth - United Queendom of Retailia
Two out of three world leaders prefer DKult
'I always take DKult for all those little reality issues we all have, like a touch of the Nicolas' says Theresa, ex- remainder and mother of all hypocrites.
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The DKilt, an original creation by fashion designer Diane Keys, DKult USA
DKult is a difficult to define art movement because it is in constant Fluxus. The central figure and driving force of DKult is Diane Keys.
Many have joined and made an ongoing success of it, incidentally finding spiritual fulfilment and peace of mind.
MailArtMartha is one of its most faithful followers; all the DKult art piecesdisplayed here are hers, unless they are not, but she will tell you which. The Peeps are born in Cascadia and travelled to Retailia for the inauguration of Walmarth.